Valerie Wilkins (Clive Harvey)This is a featured page

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When Valerie Wilkins comes to play, she’s always the leader.
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She always gets her own way, the rotten selfish bleeder!
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The reason that she bosses me:
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I'm 3 ft 7. She's 4 ft 3.
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Besides, she's 3 months older than me, so I do what I'm told,
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Cos she is six and a quarter and I'm just six years old.

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Who's that knocking at my door?
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Big Valerie Wilkins and she lives next door.
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Curses, curses! She wants to play at nurses
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And I want to play at war.

When she's in a good mood, she lets me play at cowboys,
But today she's got her nurse's apron on, so I'll have to play at hospitals now, boys,
And there's no fun for me in store.
She makes me lie in bed for an hour or more,
And pretends I've got pneumonia when I’ve only got a cold,
But she is six and a quarter and I'm only six years old.

Then one day at teatime, I said I want to play with me rifle.
Valerie threw a tantrum and she spat right in me trifle,
And blimey, she screamed at me.
She pulled my hair and she kicked me on the knee,
Causing me to spill my tea all on my sausage roll,
Cos she is six and a quarter and I'm just six years old.

Three months later I realised that I was six and a quarter.
I'd caught up with Valerie, I could hardly hold me water.
And I was happy as can be,
But when I told me Mum she explained to me,
I could never be as old as Valerie, and she began to laugh, Cos I was six and a quarter, but she was six and a half.


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